this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl


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Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

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grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

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so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

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Why is Junioryear so fucking stressful. I’m literally killing myself every fucking day.


you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

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me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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So apparently I get electrically shocked whenever I touch my window or windowsill??!!??

 I don’t know. I just shocked my elbow on my windowsill and then found out the window underside will shock you if you touch it! I’m so confused.

Plus there’s random exposed wires on the side of my room. I highly doubt that has anything to do with it, but I’m still not entirely convinced my room isn’t trying to electrocute me